by Sir Cott August 25, 2009
Get the birthday sex mug.My mom got me the birthday sex and I was satisfied. I always anticipate my birthdays in the future hoping for this present.
by niccos May 12, 2008
Get the birthday sex mug.This is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. The song "Birthday Sex" will play in one's head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn't actually have sex on his Birthday.
Bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming," I HATE YOU JERIMIAH" ... Birthday Sex Syndrome has claimed another victim.
by BirthdayGoneBad July 13, 2010
Get the Birthday Sex Syndrome mug.if due to unforeseen circumstances if birthday sex isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday sex is permitable because of the previous mentioned circumstances. now late birthday sex is exactly the same as birthday sex just on a different day than the persons actual birthday
Guy is extremely sick on his birthday. So girl cant give guy birthday sex without getting sick. So this girl decides to give guy late birthday sex. problem solved.
by gratspike February 27, 2011
Get the Late Birthday sex mug.He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.
by melissayy! June 22, 2011
Get the Postponed Birthday Sex mug.An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.
John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...
Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.
John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.
Jane: Ok! Let's do it!
Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.
John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.
Jane: Ok! Let's do it!
by Jbislollipop23 December 26, 2009
Get the jesus birthday sex mug.when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
by Vita Smart November 28, 2022
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