birdshit

A nickname for any money grubbing hoe named Bridget.

Bridget;"I think that you should take me to the zoo, after you take me for lunch."

Kendall;" Hey BIRDSHIT, I think you should hop the fuck out of the car."

by kingjo January 2, 2009

Birdshit Mode

Adjective; typically referring to a character in video gameplay (but can extend to real life circumstances) when 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 is literally so impossibly low that “a bird shitting on you” would kill you, hence the term “birdshit mode”. This term is typically used to convey your status to your teammate(s) during Co-op gameplay

Originating in Port Jefferson NY in 1998 during gameplay on the PlayStation video game console while playing the game “Twisted Metal 2”.

While engaging in gameplay and your character 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 is so impossibly low

“I’m in birdshit mode”

by *Ranger* June 2, 2020

Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.

See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!

by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016

Telopea Birdshit

An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.

Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit

by GermanBisexual August 22, 2022

Birdshit Bar

Birdshit Bar Invite only and where the standards aren't High but the guests usually are!

Hey I got invited to Birdshit Bar they have darts, pool, fooseball, Crockett , a driving range trampoline and a Hot Tub. Best place in the Hat

by shaneski July 3, 2023

Birdshit

Bad luck

Oh that’s birdshit!

by LanguageAcrossSpaceAndTime July 19, 2022

Birdshit

A derogatory term used for someone named Bridgette when they are being a stupid bitch.

SHUT UP BIRDSHIT

by mcnigger2 June 29, 2019