Flappy Bird

A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.

Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.

This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.

by A WHITE GUY March 29, 2014

Flappy Bird

Satans Hell Hole.

"Hey Frank , want to go play Flappy Bird together?"
"Actually, I was thinking about committing suicide by myself, but thank you for the offer."

by Ben T Schwartz March 13, 2014

flappy bird

If you would like to keep your sanity, I would recommend not getting this game

Flappy Bird is fun but very aggravating

by CrazyGirl1946 January 20, 2014

Flappy Bird

flappy bird is a fucking dumb ass bird that can't fly with fucking stupid ass green tubes and fucking stupid ass bushes and fucking stupid buildings in the background and a fucking dumb as ugly bird that has huge ass lips thinking it rules you when in reality you can fucking delete the shit out of it but you can't at the same time because you're too fucking in to it like it's a god damn pet bird that you can't abandon even though it doesn't need food or shit because it feeds off of your tears that you make because you're so fucking angry with yourself for losing all the god damn time.

"yo what's your high score on flappy bird"

"shut the fuck up"

by I'm flappybird's bitch February 4, 2014

flappy bird

A game that will ruin you.

Don't play flappy bird.

by Vince18 February 1, 2014

Flappy bird

A disturbingly addictive game created by Satan himself. If you choose to play this game, yet do not have the willpower to delete it, you will either burn in the ninth circle of hell or smash your phone. More likely the latter. The bird looks like a cross of a shrunken Seasame Street character and a minecraft chicken. You must tap him, for he can't seem to get his pixilated body to fly by itself, to make him fly through badly spaced pipes that someone should probably call a plumber to fix. I digress. Just don't play flappy bird if you aren't prepared for the satanic repercussions.

*Plays flappy bird* *finds self in the ninth circle of hell, burning at the stake*

by XxxPrettyOddxxX February 13, 2014

Flappy bird

A piece of shit game that will piss you the fuck off.

"Hey man what happened to your phone?"
" I was playing flappy bird then I destroyed it."

by bEAR March 10, 2014