Far more accessible than the winter and summer Olympic Biathlons, an Urban Biathlon is riding a bicycle 10 miles, stopping at a batting cage for 20 pitches, and then repeating 4 times, for a total 50 mile ride and possible 100 hits. Lowest time and highest number of hits wins.
My friends and I got drunk on Saturday afternoon and invented the urban biathlon, biking dangerously through traffic, and then hitting things at the local baseball batting cage. I ended up finishing in 3 hours with 70 hits, but my friend Anne won with 2 hours 50 minutes and 71 hits. Suck!
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Sherry was doing a biathlon with Ben and Jerry.
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Get the Bipasha mug.1.The gayafied version of ok
2.What a fag calls a boy who bops to much, kinda like the equailvalent to a bopper
3.What the gay car on the cartoon stroker and hoop says a lot
2.What a fag calls a boy who bops to much, kinda like the equailvalent to a bopper
3.What the gay car on the cartoon stroker and hoop says a lot
Example 1
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Example 2
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Example 2
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Example 3
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by Uncle Ruckus July 29, 2008
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