1. An extremely pessimistic person who constantly complains about a problem but does nothing to fix it.
2. Somebody who spends most of their time dicking around on message boards or possibly on urbandictionary.com complaining about all the crappy things in their life.
3. A hilarious comic strip in MAD Magazine about this really pessimistic guy who makes everybody around him miserable.
2. Somebody who spends most of their time dicking around on message boards or possibly on urbandictionary.com complaining about all the crappy things in their life.
3. A hilarious comic strip in MAD Magazine about this really pessimistic guy who makes everybody around him miserable.
Emo dude: I'm gonna go online and complain about how much my life sucks because my grades are crappy and I hate my parents and I have no friends!
Regular dude: Get off your ass and do something about it then, bitterman.
Regular dude: Get off your ass and do something about it then, bitterman.
by Toxic Orphan April 22, 2005
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Tom: Chase! Dude, I asked her to marry me and she said yes!
Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*
Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
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Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.
Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...
Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*
Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*
Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
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Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.
Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...
Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*
by APotSmokingCentipede May 4, 2011
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The act of laying a fart on both sides of a person, rendering them immobile and doomed. Can be used as noun or verb. This derives from the action in the video game Bomberman, of laying a bomb on one side of your opponent, running to the other side and laying another one, trapping them between.
by Skazu March 4, 2010
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by Xaintonge June 26, 2023
Get the bipperman mug.A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.
ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.
The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. It is lucky is when you only end up with a case of road rash.
This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.
The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. It is lucky is when you only end up with a case of road rash.
This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.
by coyotemutt March 7, 2014
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"Oh bitterman get my luggage!"
"Fuck you bitterman, but thanks for the ride, you now have to wait outside your girlfriend's house while i do her... then you can give me a lift home"
"Oh bitterman get my luggage!"
"Fuck you bitterman, but thanks for the ride, you now have to wait outside your girlfriend's house while i do her... then you can give me a lift home"
by tobin_tubz March 3, 2008
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