bikini

A treasured piece of society that makes one realize how great it is to be straight: sheer genius: best thing on the beach besides the chick wearing it

Dude: Sigh, I think I'm gay.

Sees girl in bikini, taking off her top

Dude: ...Nevermind.

by >ImOrTaL_MaStEr_ShAkE< May 8, 2005

bikini

Can be itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow and with polka dots. However I reckon that's out of fashion now - its now white/transparent, push up and with a thong.

Beware if a fat old woman with a bikini asks you to help her rub in suncream!

by Lolli Queen October 23, 2005

bikini

An island where the US conducted nuclear tests. The popular swimwear was named after this island due to the 'hotness' of both things.

You can't wear your bikini at Bikini island cuz you'll be fried to a crisp by the radiation.

by Jasmine2501 November 22, 2006

bikini

the best invention ever!!
Lets you see the girl you want to without having to use much imagination at all.

note:overweight people need not apply to wear one

man, she is so hot in that bikini

by Joe Shmoeer April 12, 2006

bikini

tiny piece of clothing covering what i want to see

what i ripped off my girl friend at the pool

by im only 12 July 27, 2003

bikini

piece of clothes from which girls tried their best to hide their breast and vigina but almost failed.

look at beaches in european countries you will see these examples

by khan moghul August 17, 2005

bikini

something every girl that is under a size 12 should wear to the beach. even better if it has a thong bottom

by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003