Bitcheeeees theory

A "corollary" of the lol theory, it states that the word Bitcheeeees can be added at the end of every sentence to make it infinitely cool.

"What up BITCHEEEEEES?"
"I got an F BITCHEEEEEEES?"
"I've got cancer BITHCEEEEEES"
*Bitcheeeees theory in action*

by RoflPandaBears February 16, 2009

bumcheese

i.
The curdled poo that coagulates within ones'
bumcrack after not washing for several weeks.

ii.
A term of endearment for a loved one.

i.
Ew, you have bumcheese in your crack!

ii.
I love you, little bumcheese boy.

by Brandy Vallet May 9, 2006

Bumcheese

The residue left after several defecations, limited wiping, no bathing and no showering. This moist fecal left on the anus resembles cheese, but does not taste anything like cheese.

Taylor, your bumcheese is warm.

Steve: Hey Bob, there's no butter left for my toast. Mind if I borrow some bumcheese?
(Without hesitation, Bob bends over and spreads cheeks)

by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009

Bumcheese

Cheese like substance built up around the anus/bum.
Similar to cockcheese but on the bum.

Hey lads,,would ye eat her bumcheese for a tenner?

by PervyP May 21, 2008

Big Cheese

Person who works within 4 glass walls, mostly in charge of managing the mucky mucks.

I am the almighty big cheese. Get me my septor.

by gary b. February 9, 2004

Bumcheese

Cheese from the moon.

Let's go to the moon and get some bumcheese for Sarah.

by Ronnehuk October 19, 2005

Bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)

More than 2 bitches.

Bitcheses is a term of endearment for a male to use in reference to people in his life, especially those close to him, most likely his party posse. The term is not gender specific.

Bitcheses can also be used in emotional outbursts when emphasis is required.

Melanie is a bitch.
Melanie and Cathy are bitches.
Melanie, Cathy, Delena and Katie are bitcheses (bitch-e-ses).

Nascar fan happy with his driver's performance: "Ford Power, bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)!!"

by PeachKutie January 21, 2010