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suck a big dead moose cock

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.
by Rob Falla October 29, 2004
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Suck My Big Toe

A comeback for woman who are being picked on by men.
Billy: "Your a Bitch...!''
Rachel: "How about YOU SUCK MY BIG TOE?"
by CourtneyisAwesome September 29, 2008
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Suck the Big One

When something is worse than usual in its badness; when something is more unpleasant or annoying than usual.
John: "I just had a dream that I was a catholic choir boy."

Sare: "Man, that sucks the big one."
by Sahara October 4, 2003
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a big bag of suck

a phrase to express how much someone sucked at what they just attempted
Dude, you didnt even clear that gap, you ate shit! That was a big bag of suck!
by Brent H January 15, 2008
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Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me
my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick
by rudebwoy April 25, 2006
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suck my big dick

Why the fuck do you look this up bitch. You don't have a fucken dick you piece of shit.
by Fortnitebitch January 9, 2019
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a way of saying "go play dead cells its a good game"
hey bro, go suck a big juicy black mans cock
oh dont worry bro, I already have, its great
by gayfaguwu September 30, 2023
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