Bodega Surprise

A term used for an individual residing in Brooklyn, who invites a naiive yet attractive date over for a home cooked meal made with ingredients bought at local bodegas in hopes of engaging in sexual relations. Post dinner, after the date consents to coitus and without warning, the Brooklynite inserts their index finger into the rectum of their date, and then yells "Surprise!"

At the college reunion, Lydia gave Annabel a Bodega Surprise, thus releasing Annabel's inner sexual tirgress, and solidifying their deep friendship.

by Milyannavy Manila February 15, 2009

bodegit

A crusted piece of poop stuck to ones butt, used often to insult people.

Bob, sometimes you can be such a bodegit!!

by staci January 9, 2005

Bodega Cocktail

A cocktail made from 7 or less ingredients, all of which must be mini bottles of booze or ingredients purchased from a bodega.

Ingredients for The Lucille bodega cocktail are: 1 mini bottle Disaronno, 1 mini bottle espresso vodka, Ginger ale
Pomegranate juice, and Emergen-C (raspberry).

by buzzfeed May 22, 2012

Bodega

Bodega is a fictional character created by Ted Forsyth "Pyrion Flax".

Enough about vaping, thought Bodega

by Jaketl March 27, 2017

corner bodega

A local convenience store, usually run by arabic men that push large amounts of weed to locals.

I hit up the CORNER BODEGA today 4 some jamaican.

by Ju Tha Produca June 20, 2003

BodegaCrack

Nothing but a real ass nigga, money maker, for the people, and a sexy ass face, this young boy named aman, how does he do it?!

John: Yo you know bodegacrack

Marcus: Oh Yuh i seen his new ig post goes hard🔥🔥

John: Fax

by HDlax88239 December 24, 2021

nigular bodega

1. A bodega of the nigular variety
2. A bodega that is nigtastic, niggeriffic, and altogether nigtacular
3. A place to nig.
4. An alternate chorus to "Too Much Information" by The Police

"Nigular Bodega, goin thru my brain / Nigular Bodega, drivin me insane"

by Von March 21, 2005