Alan Becker

stick figure guy

alan becker is cool

by JuanThePussySlayer57 April 2, 2021

Beckered

This is when a co-worker generally your boss or higher unexpectedly steals your food.

Who in the hell beckered all of my miracle whip?

by Oldmanwinter April 17, 2019

Straight beaker

A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.

Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!

by StigTheNig August 22, 2012

psychology beaker

this poor beaker has copped a load of cum, 12 loads of off up and go, 3 loads of stale chewy gum, and who knows what else. this thing smells like absolute shit, and will probably never even be noticed because no one loves it. it lives a very hard life, trapped underneath a table, with the only sign of its existence being the reeking smell that comes from it, but no one can actually locate it. the men ig and traddos are aware of its whereabouts, but refuse to share the knowledge, for fear of the psychology beaker being destroyed.

person 1: fuck cunt, you smell like the psychology beaker. wear some cologne.
person 2: lmao na i love that shit. smells so good.
person 1: ah true. fuck lemme get a whiff of you one more time
person 1 and 2 then proceed to engage in deep anal activities.

by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019

sara becker

The most amazing beautiful girl on earth. She can be shy but once you get to know her she opens up is a great friend. Sara will always be there for you and know how to cheer you up. She is athletic, hardworking, and trustworthy. You won’t be able to find a better friend in this world that isn’t sara becker.

bob - what do you think about sara becker?
joe - sara is the most amazing human on earth

by bippitybobbityjoe February 27, 2022

Becker Head

A devotee of the Glenn Beck show or someone who is unable to reality test or fact check information in order to have a thoughtful, intelligent dialogue.

He is such a becker head he thinks Medicare is a private insurance company.

by TYTlistener2 October 15, 2009

hannah becker

A Goddess, a woman of unparalleled beauty.

OMG, It's Hannah Becker! Keep a tight hold on your boyfriend, ladies!

by jealousofamonkey June 16, 2011