betting pencil

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017

betsying out

going crazy and speaking to bert when he isnt really there.

we woke up and she was betsying out and flushing her ipod.

by kissi April 13, 2009

bettington

A declaration or clarification that solidifies a bet that is made

Miawuey: you tryna hang out?
Bill: I don’t trust you , you always bail!
Ahmad Jackson: I put it on BETTINGTON!
Miawuey: well that’s a bet you can’t go back from.

by MIAWUEY May 28, 2019

esports betting

Betting on video game matches either with virtual items that have a value or real money.

Counter strike player winning an esports bet: ez skins ez life
*esports betting*

by MSD101 April 29, 2015

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

by QuacksO January 6, 2020

Spite betting

1. Betting out of dislike for the opposition and/or persons
2. Spiting a persons bet for the sole reason of spite.

Avery and Lindy are taking the Celtics, I’m for sure just spite betting the warriors.

Those looney toons keep posting Celtics stuff on their stories I’m starting to really spite them, warriors in six.

by Mikehawk75 June 13, 2022