Big Behemoth

A big behemoth slob is a term for a big boy that lerks in the Delaware county region of Ohio. This big boys hobby’s include mowing down large orders of Taco Bell, hitting his dab pen and chugging sodas. This mammal finds its prey by sneaking up from behind and illegally checking them into the dasher boards causing the glass to vibrate violently and making spectators fear that the boards will be removed from the bolts that they are secured too. This normally happens right before the bitching at the officials occurs for so innocently doing their jobs. The average job this Sasquatch fearing mammal will acquire consists of but not limited to. A fast food manager, comic book reviewer or police officer averaging around (+/- 40K a year) which will go primarily into funding the local Taco Bell and keeping them in business.

Hey look that’s Big Behemoth! He’s going up for thirds!

by Literarydefineranal_v1 June 3, 2020

behemoth

a huge or monstrous creature. can ski parallel and loves industrial powerplants in the doncaster area. also drops speakers for fun.

Cloe Dyson is a behemoth

by behemoth123 February 3, 2019

behemoth

a beastly animal which is abnormally large.

look at that girl shes a behemoth

by Urban Dictionary February 7, 2005

behemith

A giant, large, or oversized man. can also be described as BIG, or beastly.

I was standing on the sidewalk, and all of a sudden i was approaced by some BEHEMITH OF A MAN and was placed in a berlap sack and beaten til' I was blue in the face.

by Nick March 30, 2005

behemoth

A ginormous beast of a girl

OMG WTF!! Look at that behemoth she weighs 500 kg

by Chris// April 18, 2006

Behemoth Mammoth

The Behemoth Mammoth is an imaginary monster that kills and eats young children. Its place of origin is the church on Bryant Woods Dr. in Princeton, IL, and is often found lurking in the stairwell of that church, waiting for a tasty meal. It comes out just after sundown, and will make its attack(s) from dusk to dawn.
Normally it doesn't come out of its hiding place, but sometimes, if kids are riding their bikes around the parking lot of the church, it will sneak out and chase them, closing in on its prey.
The Behemoth Mammoth is the one mammoth known to have survived the Ice Age. Despite its extraordinary size, it can run at astonishingly fast speeds, easily able to outrun small children.
Though first located in Princeton, it roams throughout the entire state of Illinois, and very few who see it ever live to see the light of day again.
It has been rumored to resemble Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.

Having lived in Princeton for 9 years of my childhood, the Behemoth Mammoth was one of the monsters my parents frightened me with.

by Malorie May 10, 2006

behemoth

largest of any particular beast, a monster

A Rolling Stones production is the behemoth of all rock concerts

by Robin of Locksley February 27, 2010