Bertram more like Bertrans!
by porkoprkorkgorkgorgeemeqidneiu September 7, 2020
Get the Bertrammug. Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!
by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024
Get the Bertram Johnmug. Bertram more like bertrans!
by porkoprkorkgorkgorgeemeqidneiu September 7, 2020
Get the Bertrammug. The best men’s NCAA basketball player in the country. Often known for his exquisite post moves that allow him to easily float to the basket for a windmill slam. Also has a well-established perimeter game as he shoots 50% from three. Hails from Apple Valley, Minnesota and was ranked 3rd in the state of Minnesota in the class of 2016. Currently plays for the UB Bulls and is projected to go 1st overall in the 2021 NBA draft.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that insane 360 dunk last night
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
by Zæ July 16, 2019
Get the Brock Bertrammug. A Bertram is a very handsome person. He is what you can call a pussymagnet. He also has a huge penis. It's about 3 cm!
by PussyMagnet00 October 4, 2022
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by Amelia00050007 January 4, 2023
Get the Bertrammug. A Bertram Chick is a legendary homeless groundhog who is said to put half drank apple juice in your locker when you are not looking.
by wompwompwompatootie May 8, 2024
Get the Bertram Chickmug.