berther

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

Beitler

an event to get high, smoking some marijuana

"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"

by h-way December 10, 2008

Beitler

Beitler
an event to get high, smoking some marijuana

"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"

by h-way December 13, 2008

beutler

A nickname for a real blonde person, Freakin HOT but a little dim, just a little.

A Beutler will fly to heaven but get lost and end up in hell...whoops!

by magnus penny August 30, 2006

bentler

The most amazing name

Paige Bentler is a hottie

by Pbentler12 January 20, 2019

bertle

to be oblivious of being a reject of society.

Check out that bertle trying to charm the ladies, what a bertle.

by Gru May 30, 2006

bertleman

a bert slide in skateboarding. when you turn sideways and slide on the wheels.

hey dude, i did a ten foot bertleman today

by thecentaur February 7, 2009