A Purple Berliner is a double ended dildo. It is the usual choice of closet lesbians who get drunk and bang the fuck out of one another.
'C' and 'J', after getting hammered on red wine, ended up in bed together fucking in unison with a big Purple Berliner
by noahmurney October 20, 2009
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by thestapeyberliner April 20, 2009
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A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart
"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"
" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
by PenileSage February 7, 2010
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by todd chisholm September 3, 2006
Get the berginer mug.Berline is a pretty girl who has an attitude when you try her and she will probably slap the fuck out of you when needed but she is very nice in the heart easy to talk to. She will stand up for you no matter who and what it is. She will ride for you the longest as possible even for a lifetime. She has a wide heart and opens to anyone but Dont break it because she would hurt you and go off on you. But it doesn't really matter to her because its your choice to be in her hear or not.
by eat my pussy good daddy December 27, 2016
Get the berline mug.Breliner is the first meal of the day that is eaten between lunch and dinner time. This meal is a combonation of breakfast, lunch and dinner.
by Anastasio Villano May 28, 2008
Get the breliner mug.Any action which combines ghettoness, extreme luck, and blatent stupidity.
Not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way "unfit" for "normal" people.
Not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way "unfit" for "normal" people.
Examples:
1. Ironing a shirt while it's on
2. Getting away with stealing shit from a house and speeding afterward.
3. Consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway
1. Ironing a shirt while it's on
2. Getting away with stealing shit from a house and speeding afterward.
3. Consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway
by K dawg plus March 8, 2004
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