Bethony

The prettiest and cutest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s is really funny usually making “that’s what she said!” And “thats what he said!” Jokes . But the more you get to know Bethony you’re going to realize that’s shes more than just funny, she’s really sweet. When your down she usually knows somehow and sends you the sweetest paragraphs and put you in the best mood ever. Shes always there for you no matter what.

Look at how beautiful Bethony is!

by Not Aidan at all, shhhhh May 24, 2018

bentonite

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."

by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012

Benthos

Erect (as if you took Viagra) penis

I was walking down the street when suddenly I squired benthos.

by Haydayme October 21, 2015

Benton's Law

As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.

Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.

Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.

Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.

Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.

by piperdown71 November 2, 2009

benthos

An erection, usually caused by the release of a video game console, or a game, such as Halo: The Master Chief Collection

popularized by the youtube channel, McJuggernuggets

Oh my god, im getting a BENTHOS right now!

by Tgf November 7, 2019

Benton

An intelligent individual who understands many things through close observation. Though sometimes misunderstood, people will eventually grow to like them. A kind heart and a caring soul allow an empathic connection with others, while a bright mind and excellent judgment make for a great leader. They possess amazing skills in everything they do and can accomplish things that would be impossible for most. They have a great physique and find it hard sometimes to be so good-looking because they can be resented for it. People like Bentons because they're just amazing. They aren't conceded pricks and they give good advice. They also have a willingness to help people. If you know a Benton, you should appreciate them for their greatness and their wonderful personality.

(This definition doesn't specifically describe one person, it is a meaning of the name "Benton")

I like that Benton guy, he's pretty darn cool.

That guy is really nice and sexy, I bet his name is Benton.

What I wouldn't give to be with Benton.

by Divine Element February 13, 2010

Benton City

a. small town in Southeastern Washington, famous for its cherry harvests and rednecks
b. very boring, unless you are in 4H, have horses or other large farm stock or grow vegetables, or weed.
c. number 6 in the nations for meth production.
d. lame

My friend lives in Benton City.
(Upon hearing this statement, subject immediately imagines plaid shirts, cow pies, used needles, horses, and people smoking pot)

by WreakingHavoc October 14, 2008