bedface

Applies generally to men (maybe some women). Bedface is a condition similar to bedhead but, it has to do entirely with facial hair. Peoples with longer facial hair will wake up, look into the mirror, and see a unflattering mess of facial hair flowing every which way it can.

If possible, locate a comb immediately. Brush face hair thoroughly (preferably with water or some kind of gel) and get that walking embarrassment fixed pronto.

Whoa! Your sporting some major bedface this morning.

by Dinosaurs4Fun August 8, 2016

Beanface

Someone who is being ridiculous or annoying.

Stop being a beanface!

by cb1225 August 21, 2010

beface

To shun someone in a cold and uncaring way. To dismiss or turn your back on someone in anger.

"I love you" he declared , surrendering to his knees but too late... she had already befaced him.

by M.giacomo June 15, 2018

beefaced

adj. Extreme facial oedema following a bee sting. A painful condition which is considered humorous if it is non-fatal..

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Dude! I wiz pollin’ the apiaristos and the buzz was like you’d bee totally beefaced this A.M. and it bee all true! That is a honey of a reaction right there. This selfie with you giant red mug be a keeper.

by gnostic3 May 19, 2021

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021