Varsity Benchwarmer

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team

Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity

by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

by ontour May 25, 2012

benchtwt

the twitter fandom for mcyt streamers tommyinnit, tubbo and ranboo.
they mostly stream and do youtube videos on the dream smp.

i think i should join benchtwt.

by imissclingytwt February 27, 2021

Park bench boys

Men that like to have sex on park benches

Clayton is the king of the park bench boys

by B16T2T5hhmb November 2, 2016

benchode

The Gujarati and Hindi word for sister fucker. The prefix "ben" means sister and the suffix "chode" means to fuck.

Dude, don't be such a benchode.

by aakash1120 January 27, 2009

bench sitting

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."

"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."

by Dontknowwhatmynameis April 14, 2008

Bench Dome

Noun: Getting a blow job on a bench in a public park.

Guy 1: Bro what'd you do last night?

Guy 2: Got some filthy bench dome in the park down the road.

Guy 1: You're my hero!

by DC_BROTHA October 5, 2012