by Squirrel April 29, 2003
Get the Beltmug. Dad: SON! HOW DARE YOU GET AN A+!
Mom: HE GOT AN A+!?!?!
Son: *Walks over to his parents* Mom, dad...
Dad: EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT AN A+ AND NOT AN A++++++?!?!
Son: B-b-because...
Mom: *Gets the belt*
Son: T-th-the belt? *Cries intently*
Dad:*Takes belt and smacks son's bum*
Son: I'M GAY
Mom: Wtf?
Dad: Wth?
Big bro: Why tf?
Son: ...
Mom: HE GOT AN A+!?!?!
Son: *Walks over to his parents* Mom, dad...
Dad: EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT AN A+ AND NOT AN A++++++?!?!
Son: B-b-because...
Mom: *Gets the belt*
Son: T-th-the belt? *Cries intently*
Dad:*Takes belt and smacks son's bum*
Son: I'M GAY
Mom: Wtf?
Dad: Wth?
Big bro: Why tf?
Son: ...
by Ur FBI April 4, 2023
Get the Beltmug. by Tjshdhejeje April 22, 2019
Get the Beltmug. A person who exemplifies the art of being basic, wack, and fake. On rare occasions they can also express these three traits at the same time.
Hey Dominic, why hasn’t Emma put anything in the groupchat this weekend?
I don’t know Isaiah, she’s acting like a real Belt.
I don’t know Isaiah, she’s acting like a real Belt.
by imabitacoustic September 8, 2019
Get the Beltmug. Damn!! You got a fat belt
Susan bent over and you could see her belt!
Tatiana had a hairy belt, that shit was nasty.
Susan bent over and you could see her belt!
Tatiana had a hairy belt, that shit was nasty.
by biggdaddylongdick November 19, 2014
Get the Beltmug. The male genitals.
"That guy has a long and big belt. ;)"
"Ewwww...You're belt's touching me!!!!"
"That guy's belt is mine. No one else can have it tonight."
Synonyms
1. Dick
2. Balls
Antonyms
1. The female genitalia
2. Whatever Justin Beiber has as his body part that releases waste.
Common confusions/related words
1. belt - an object used to hold up saggy pants.
"Ewwww...You're belt's touching me!!!!"
"That guy's belt is mine. No one else can have it tonight."
Synonyms
1. Dick
2. Balls
Antonyms
1. The female genitalia
2. Whatever Justin Beiber has as his body part that releases waste.
Common confusions/related words
1. belt - an object used to hold up saggy pants.
by Bus02154 October 28, 2010
Get the Beltmug. A tear or rip in the crotch area of a pair of trousers of which is so severe, is starts from the belt and ends at the belt.
(Chloe leans over to pick up her broken flower pot)
Rrrrriiiiiipppp!!!!!
Oh no! Belt to belt!!
(She holds her crotch in shame)
Rrrrriiiiiipppp!!!!!
Oh no! Belt to belt!!
(She holds her crotch in shame)
by Sophizzle June 7, 2005
Get the belt to beltmug.