Bellend

Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.

Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!

Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!

Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

bellna

A Coolie/Indian/Guyanese term for a rolling pin. Its a little more violent and can not only be used for cooking but also a wepaon as protection!

I ran my husband with a bellna after i caught him hitting on other women.

by Mizz Bellna August 9, 2007

Ballenas

A school in western BC that is absolute trash. The teachers couldn't care less about the students, and the school is DISCUSTANG. Someone could literally be bullied, and the councillor would tell them that "it's just part of growing up." If you even breathe the same air as the students in there, you will probably get lung cancer from all the smoke. The only good thing about this school is the meme account on instagram.

Person 1: How did you get Cancer?

Person 2: I walked into Ballenas

by JoeBobby123 July 4, 2019

Bellend

The tip (head) of a mans penis (dick); meaning dickhead.

Mike don't take another shot, you turn into a bellend when you're drunk.

by AeroGurL May 22, 2020

bellend

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')

by Robert Goatse March 3, 2003

British bellend

A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.

That guy looks like the typical British bellend!

by shart95 January 16, 2015

Belleza

A term for pretty. Also a kind, loving girl who's also a big dork. Shes cute, funny, and the sweetest person you will ever meet.

Hey Belleza.

by L0v3lygUrL March 3, 2010