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Beijing Corn

Corn so good you can taste the ultimate failure.
"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get
a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.
by Beijing Corn Farmer January 24, 2022
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Beijing Cafe

Sketchy chinese restaurant where all the shit goes down
Kenny Kalman beat the shit out of Oleum in the alley behind Beijing Cafe after an illegal Mahjong game in the basement
by Naked Wahadi December 3, 2016
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dulwich college beijing

Mostly full of rich, Chinese kids but there's always one token white kid. Famous for good academics and hella good debaters. However their students boring and never leave the house.

Notable things
1. Good music department.
2. At least 10 safeguarding sessions each term, focuses more on reducing sexual assault cases for the sake of their reputation instead of the wellbeing of their students :/
3. Bubble tea sales ripping off desperate, little year 8s.
4. Epic humanities department.
5. One sexual assault case per year.
6. Lacks transparency because their reputation is too important to them... boo hoo.
7. No lanyard, no entry.
"Hey man, you go to Dulwich college beijing?
"Yea! I just got out of our weekly safeguarding PSHLE lesson!"
by ingloriousbastart May 3, 2020
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beijing hug

A sexual act in which two partners position themselves on parallel sides of a male partner and sandwich his dick in a hug.
Damn, look at those twins tits! I'd love to receive a Beijing hug from them!
by Memesanddreams17 November 22, 2017
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Beijing corn

Best corn 10/10 star it give teleport power instant SUCCESS made my Steven dad he the face of Jesus now I have 100 i q and 81 Robux gift card a second.
by Α January 25, 2022
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Beijing Blindfold

A common term for dental-floss.
Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?

I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.
by Joeseph Wildwood October 20, 2023
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Beijing Biden

Feckless senile old hump hopelessly compromised in future dealings with the Chinese Communists because of his past shady dealings with them.
The ChiComs have so much shit on Beijing Biden and his family that he will be rolling over for them like a good dog any time they say!
by patriotgammer December 8, 2020
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