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beejable

Adjective to describe a really kool looking dude who would be ideal to give a blow-job (BJ) to.
That hot dude's really beejable.
by Ira Noman January 21, 2004
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Beeracle

When playing beer pong and an unlikely shot is made by a usually horrible player. Said player also has to be drunk or at least buzzed when the shot is made.
you: holy shit, Angela made a pong shot?
Me: wow, thats a beeracle for sure.
by Trake 07 February 16, 2009
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Beeracle

A moment of alcohol infused/induced mental clarity, most typically observed during a stressful period of studying for various college level courses.
Brit and I performed a Beeracle studying for Organic Chemistry Lab.
by BA77 May 30, 2011
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Beerble Thumper

Beerble Thumper (beer-buhl-thuhm-per)
Noun: (1) an overzealous advocate of craft beer fundamentalism; (2) an overly enthusiastic or aggressive exponent of craft beer.

Slang: beer douche.

Any conversation with these people quickly leads to them explaining every little detail about the beer they, you and anyone in sight is drinking and how they have forgotten more about beer than you will ever know.

The conversation is usually finished by them inferring that you should respect the beer and appreciate that you have been given the opportunity to drink it, or worse, collect it and stare at it.
Guy #1: Dude, thanks for saving me from that conversation.

Guy #2: No worries, it looked painful.

Guy #1: Yeah, that dude immediately jumped into how the beer i was holding was a limited release IPA that was brewed in the traditional style with non-traditional ingredients. He wanted to know if I could pick up the subtle notes of Pine Thistle on the transition.

Guy #2: Fucking Beerble Thumpers.
by ErikBoles December 26, 2011
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beeracle

Any amazing thing that can only happen when the doer is drunk.
1: hey, did you stay at the party long enough to see kevin take that running start toward the staircase at the end of our hallway?
2: no, but I heard him saying that he wanted to roll all the way down earlier. Did he make it?
1: yeah it was a total beeracle
by sterlinglynn October 24, 2008
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Beeracle

A miraculous outcome acheived after performing an act while drunk on beer that you would not have performed sober
Thom, a seasoned Hacklete, was pushed down the stairs by his arch nemesis Sally after 14 tins of Tenants (Thom is from Glasgow). In his drunken state he descended the 32.5 steps like a rag doll. It was a beeracle he didn't break a bone.
by Vegan McFlurry November 13, 2014
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beeracle

The healing power of beer in various ways:
- Opposite sex becomes miraculously attractive after beer consumption
- Beer consumption leads to great superpowers, like dangerous courage & corrosive karaoke breath.
- Beer can suddenly stimulate dormant internal organs to begin processing bodily fluids again! *
* A friend recently told me about an old buddy who was living out his last days with failing organs.
The doctors had sent him home to be with loved ones as he awaits his passing.

My friend, being the caring & nurturing sort, called his family & asked them if there was any beer in the house for his old pal. The family members said yes, So my sweet friend told them to let his buddy drink one last brewski for his final fling!
They agreed, & the man did partake....
Much to their surprise, the infirmed chap's kidneys began to function again on their own, & his strength steadily improved. My bud's theory is, his kidneys knew exactly what to do with beer.
Now, you may call it a spirit stimulation...

I call it a BEERACLE !!!
by MICHAELANTONIO June 16, 2016
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