wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.

German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019

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becheetoed

Covered in the powdery orange residue sprayed on Cheetos or other cheese puffs; usually an aftereffect of cheese snack consumption. Coined by Stephen Colbert on The Daily Show during coverage of the 2004 presidential campaign.

" ... clapping their pudgy, becheetoed hands in idiot glee ..." (first known usage)

"Hey, can you hand me a napkin? My hands are all becheetoed now."

by B.Cheeto December 31, 2006

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Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

by beacherman July 30, 2009

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