Bealed

To be screwed over in any situation your involved in, be it business, personal, or just something that is supposed to be fun.

Damn bro! You got bealed on that deal! You OK?

by bearnekkid April 25, 2015

Beasley Bunt

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.

“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”

by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019

beatlemania

A catch-phrase originating from the 60's. Describes the massive obsessing over The Beatles. This phrase is still in use now due to the fact that the beatles have a massive legion of diehard fans that dwarfs the teenie bopper following of any pop whorelet such as Britney Spears.

Luke has beatlemania. He spent his life savings on John Lennon memorobilia

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Sad Beagle

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.

" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."

by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017

beatleology

1. When you relate something in everyday life to the Beatles through any known beatle fact out there.

2. The study of anything Beatles

3. The name of the book that declares which beatle you are

1. " Life can be tough, but hey, its getting better all the time! Tomorrow never knows, so look foward to it."
"Dude! Did you just use beatleology on me?"
"Whoa, I guess I did!"

2. Ricky, Blake and Jenny were always into beatleology, and they know there's always more to learn!

3. "Hey Logan, did you read the beatleology book yet?"
" Yeah I did, I'm a Paul, who are you??"
" I got Ringo!!!"" Sweet!

by Jude Starkey December 31, 2010

Beadleboobs

When a morbidly obese person loses excessive weight, until the point of being classed as dangerously underweight. Although the fat has gone, the boobs are still there. The boobs can not be fought. Even 20 hours of working out at the gym and a perfect diet routine can not beat the beadleboobs. Beadleboobs often result in prevention of any muscles being built.

Beadleboobs

by Sherms/The Sherminator May 14, 2013

Tsairus Beasley

A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.

Damn Danielle! Tsairus Beasley keeps on flirting and boob plopping on that Oluwadamilola Akinola.

by KellogGoat November 22, 2018