Beat the meat 

Sledgehammering and abusing horses or chickens. Damn those chickens.

Tom beat the meat as hard as he could.

Beat the meat by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018

beat the meat 

what u do in front of people while being drunk as fuck!

How much have u had to drink?
sut hte fuk up dood im beetin my fukin meet%$23?>

beat the meat by cody September 2, 2004

Beat The Meat 

Beat The Meat is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper To say that its time to get butt raped by a 3,000 ft pole that comes out of his pants.Then he will say good little kitty cat. Then finally he will give you REALLY a hard blow to your butt.

Walter: You want to Beat The Meat
Random Guy: OH HELL NA
Walter: Come on dude I'll pay you
Random Guy: Go fuck yourself
Walter: No, I want to fuck you
Also Walter: grabs random guy then throws him into a big white van
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME

Beat The Meat by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022

beat the meat flag 

to masturbate savagely.

Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.

beat the meat flag by GEArSofWAr873 July 7, 2010

beat the meat itis 

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.

“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

beat the meat itis by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022

Yeet the meat to the beat 

Mastrabating to the beat of the song. Originating in Riverside California.

1. Dude make sure to "Yeet the meat to the beat".
2. Okay I will make sure to bro.

Yeet the meat to the beat by Java337 March 28, 2019

beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

beat around the meat by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019