bestiality

a form of animal abuse where a human has sexual contact with an animal

person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.

by Lavafox August 23, 2020

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

by Revchu August 6, 2005

bestiality

Refering to sexual relations between a human and an animal.

Deeply in love with Terry, Miranda had no idea what bestiality was, and she often wondered why he always kept small packets of peanut butter in his pants.

by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003

BEASTIALITY

FUCKING ANIMALS

I FUCKED A COW THATS BEASTIALITY

by JESSIEFNJAMES September 15, 2011

beastiality necrophiliac

One who enjoys having sex with dead animals.

ewww! you said your a beastiality necrophiliac?!?

by Jonny Hartz October 2, 2008

beastality

what happens when idiots try to spell "bestiality".

yeah.

by ides March 29, 2003

beastility

to put it bluntly...having sex with an animal.

yes.

a dog, horse, ram, bull or frog.

Sammy's from Mississippi and grew up on a farm.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.

One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.

Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.

by Kennedy August 22, 2005