bearcake

a really hairy ass

danny devitos ass is bearcake

by helltiddy March 9, 2020

bearsnake

What's the only thing more scary than a bear or a snake? A spider. Bearsnake is a compound noun and generic term for a spider, formed by combining the names of 2 frightening creatures of the wild, the bear and the snake.

Bearsnake is typically used as an exclamation when a large scary spider is spotted in your immediate vicinity. There are some notable exceptions however. You will be ridiculed if you claim bearsnake on a small garden or house spider. However, for a particular leggy granddaddy-longleg spider, you are allowed to claim legbear. The ultimate and fortunately seldomly used version is wolfbear, which is reserved exclusively for the mighty tarantula. It is critical to never falsely claim wolfbear as this can render your friends in a state of panic and possible medical emergency.

Ahhhhh, bearsnake! At least it's not a wolfbear.

by UncleFreddy October 24, 2014

beanquake

When the trembling of the female genitalia causes seismic activity of the earth- often when the female is in the presence of an alpha male.

“Hey dude did you see the way she looked at you?”
“Yeah man, I can still feel the aftershocks of her beanquake”

by Yeeeeet6.9 February 5, 2019

bedquake

When he thrusts so hard that the bed shakes violently to the point where you begin to concern about the legs of the bed snapping or the headboard damaging the wall.

(Man thrusts)
*bed shakes, and almost breaks causing a bedquake

by xx_grimes_xx June 30, 2016

Bearkkake

When 10 000 bears cum on your ears.

I will teach you how to sing even if yours ears got Bearkkake.

by kb142205 December 16, 2023