bearotonin

Serotonin induced by a bear.

You are doing God's work, thanks for the bearotonin.

by bearlovr April 16, 2023

bearpocalypse

The day, as prophesied by the noted clairvoyant, Urstradamus, when bears will rise from their underground metropolis and destroy human civilization once and for all. According to prophecy none will be spared but the reverent.

The bearpocalypse is nigh! Repent or don't; either way you're going to be mauled to death, pitiful biped.

by HobieKopek April 20, 2007

beardo

A weirdo with a beard.

In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.

I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.

by el kevo May 15, 2005

bearsome

A cat, often very pretty but always very mean. Likes to suck people into petting her, then she bites them. A bearsome almost always has an angry look on her face, most likely because she hates the world.

That bearsome just bit me!

by Bearsome fearer August 19, 2006

Beardo

A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.

Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.

by triumphofthetonguetwister August 26, 2022

Beartopia

As predicted by the sage Urstradamus, the ursine society that will be brought about after the bearpocalypse. It will be the first major bear society of its size to flourish above ground since bears gave stewardship of the Earth's surface to humans some tens of thousands of years ago.

After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.

by HobieKopek July 11, 2007

Bargoer

One who goes to bars. Often used as an insult when one is at a loss for a better and more apt one.

Man says, "You're an idiot!"

Other man replies, "Well you're a... BARGOER!"

Man then proceeds to gasp and run home to cry deeply and eat cookie dough with a spoon.

by KatHay711 July 7, 2010