Beardstache

The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.

"Gandhi ain't got nothing on Beardstache"- Mahatma Gandhi

by Bradgep October 12, 2009

Beardstown

Little lame town in the middle of illinois filled with red necks and wannabe gangsters who think theyre in sur 13!

Are you going to Beardstown? Hopefully those "gangsters" dont shoot you with their BB guns!

by definer818 March 4, 2011

Beardstrap

Bill Ackerman was the inventor of this haircut. You must grow a beard and then shave off all of your hair except a strip connection your beard almost like a lion.

Thats a sweet beardstrap.

by Beardstrap Bill July 13, 2009

Beardstrum

Beardstrum is a word commonly used to describe a beard which is overgrown.

God that guy has an awful beardstrum.

by Fabio4evA March 19, 2012

Bearstronaut

natural hibernation and long distance travel, bear astronaut, space traveler, highly untrustworthy, devouring man-fruit,

In 1963, President Kennedy green lighted a new space program that used bears for space travel coined as the bearstonaut project by Brad Neely.
However, before launch the bearstronauts went ape-crap, attacked NASA employees and launched their spaceship to parts unknown.

"The Bearstronauts have gone ape-crap, the mission is a disaster! a disaster!"

by saltandpeppah February 8, 2010

bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.

Oh look, a bearstack.

by SpeedyKitten June 19, 2015

Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else

Tree is the beatest meat of them all

by Tomokiman September 20, 2016