bearmonkey

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.

Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."

by biomechanic April 15, 2007

beardmasher

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch

I bet that guy is a beardmasher

by the random ruler October 16, 2009

Tucker Beared

To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.

He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.

by Plaid-man November 17, 2009

Bearmageddon

The location at which the final judgement/battle of the bearpocalypse will take place.

Pitiful humans! None shall be spared at Bearmageddon.

by HobieKopek July 11, 2007

beardman

A man with a well trimmed hipster beard, generally believed to be grown out of weed.

I saw Beardman today. He must've been smoking his beard because he was high as shit

by Scooyb September 21, 2014

beremy

The ship name of Bonnie Bennett (Kat Graham) and Jeremy Gilbert (Steven R. Mcqueen) from the Vampire Diaries.

Beremy is my otp.

by urw0rstenemy November 9, 2014

Bead Bearer

a Bead bearer is a person, naturalist, Nu Metal or Surfer who wears wooden beads. 4inch beads are the most fashionable, but 8 inches count.
Bead bearers like the same music as nu metals

Nu Metal: Look, its bill, the bead bearer!
Surfer: DUUUDE

by shurrup July 14, 2004