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Steven beardmore

Steven beardmore is a noncey old man who locks children in his cupboard
Oh look it’s a Steven beardmore touching those children
by Victim of stevie B October 1, 2018
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Breadmored

When the Hip bones on a skinny girl lift their bikini bottom just high enough so when laying down at the beach you can see their vagina, or at the very least their pubic/lack of pubic hair.
Guy 1: "Did you just peak down her bikini bottoms?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I totally breadmored 7 girls today."
by Cat Fancy May 9, 2011
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Beardmore

Weird creatures who walk upon this Earth. They utilize tampons and use lamps for inappropriate uses of creating light. They shower as white people. They also smell like demonic butt. They crave spandex. Plus, not to forget to mention, they throw deuces at the wall for their parents and friends when they are over. often asks if somebody knows who the first president is, oh and pee on you. They are also born with freaky-feet and show their love by raising their middle finger, when they have 3 fingers pointing back at them. They also love to dye their hair and change purses 50 million times a day. They claims to kiss the purses ass. See, the female Beardmore's own a cat so crazy and weird, maybe a hint of stupidity that they're called Sunny. A total opposite by the way And licks her Vagina, Literally They are aliens from your anus.
They wear Dr. Seuss looking socks. I forgot my coffee. "Awwww, tough noodles cubootles" They contains more beards. "You two are just so retarded together" "We got to go find your dad's new doctor tomorrow." They're reallllllllly short!!!!!!!!. They have crappy phones. "My kids are driving me crazy" "Hola back at ya." Stoners, swimmers, often half cuban. Can't figure out what streets which. They tend to move around a lot. They trip on words, the half descents anyway.
Beardmore uses sticks from Harry Pothead's movie and goes "Liviosaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwhhhh" to lift shit up and throw Deuce's at the wall for ya, bruh.
by WAMMSMMMSJJSJ January 20, 2015
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Ashley Beardmore

Ashley Beardmore

•/adj/-
•A sterotype of a white girl.
• /adj/.-
•a stereotype for a dictator
adj1- The Ashley Beardmore group wuz at Starbucks

adj2- Kim Jong Un is An Ashley Beardmore
by Sum_dude101 May 9, 2018
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Adam Beardsmore

Absolute gay lord and has an attraction to children 10 years old or younger
Adam Beardsmore likes kids or Adam Beardsmore is a big strokey nonce
by God and the universe December 13, 2020
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