bentonite

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."

by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012

Brentonio

Possibly the coolest guy ever.
Hot, sexy.
Has the best friends.
The best.

"Dude, he i such a Brentonio!"

by Lolwin February 18, 2009

blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

bantorious

1. to be of a banterrific disposition; to 'excel in the art of banter'.

2. descriptive term used to illustrate the playfully literate nature of a person's social interaction

"My, my Mr. Jackson that was a most bantorious female outfit I saw you wearing the other day in Bahrain"

by Zach_banter February 16, 2006

bantanio

from the book of merchant of venice, two characters bassanio and antonio are clearly gay for e/o . so bantanio means bassanio + antonio put together #shipname . dont tell me otherwise that their not gay its q obv. aiya teacher always say they not gay but bullshit they are😅😅

student : see bassanio and antonio from merchant of venice, their gay
teacher : no their not
student : bantanio ftw !!!

by chickenporkporkchicken August 22, 2021

beantopia

beantopia was an ancient 3 day old society located in apple valley cal. The extremely sexxy king beans of nato controls his minions and then has massive desert orgies involving jewburgers and girafs.

Mr. feinstein of history class

by beans March 24, 2005