Bean-head

A person who is either (1) acting very clapped or (2) has a head shaped like a kidney bean

Wow man, that girl was such a bean-head, how could you go out with her?

by ᴸᶦᵍᵐᵃ ᴮᵉᵃⁿˢ November 19, 2018

bean head

a head shaped like a lima or kidney bean.

Hey look at that kids bean head, i bet you if i punched him in the head hard enough, chillie would fly everywhere

by kcisgmvf,bdbgkbfxdhbghkxdbljh December 3, 2009

bean head

One who consumes vast amounts of exstacy aka "beans."

Dude, that kid is a major bean head. He's spun.

by Axelroth June 26, 2005

Bean Head

A physical trait most commonly exhibited by pretty girls and ugly men, wherin noticing the high hairline and protrusion of a person's often concealed forehead leads to a comparison between their head and a bean.

The varying degrees of The Bean Head are measured on a scale of 1 to 7, where 1 is the faintly noticable bean and 7 is the rarely bestown 'Premium Bean Head.'

"I was watching House the other day and I noticed Olivia Wilde has a Bean Head!"

"Is she Premium?"

"Nah, a 5... maybe a 6."

by Fatbaz December 31, 2011

Bean Head

Typically after a night out with friends, Including the heavy use of Class A drugs (Cocaine, MDMA, Ecstacy etc.)

Bean Head is 'Comedown'

Ed: "How you feeling mate?"

Jerry: "I'm on bean head mate."

by Sola13337 January 23, 2018

bean head

A large bean shaped head exceeding 3ft tall

Tom Edmondson in S10 has a massive bean head

by Ben-jamin July 11, 2003

bean head

a tall person with a bean shaped head.

Usually found mimicking 'chavs' or smoking weed.

Also likes to chat up girls who are on their period.

not a nice person at all.

Dude! Did you see Bean Head!?

OMFGZ YEAH!

Sick as.

by Conor Mcdogbreath August 4, 2007