fuck beans

the joyful been old people take...aka viagra

....viagra, the pill that makes yo cock big and hard, when you're gettin ready to do tha lady, and your dick just aint workin, pop in on of those bad boys and wah lah hard on in seconds

by j December 17, 2003

fuck beans

An action one can perform when they are currently experiencing sexual frustration. Simply find a bean big (or small) enough and fuck the living daylights out of it.

I couldnt get any lovin' so I resorted to having to fuck beans.

by Tapeworm Tapeworm July 1, 2004

Fuck-Beans

"FUCK BEANS!" is something shouted when you're pure raging at something and/or somecunt

" Ah fuck-beans, I was going to have a munch of that "

" Fuck-beans, I think the prostitute I got up last night's choked on her crunchy nut "

by Jamie Sebastian May 3, 2007

fuck beans

Extremely spicy pork and beans

Whoa! Those fuck beans are frickin' hot, yo!

by Willenholly September 6, 2003

Give it the fucking beans

A phrase used when one is encouraging a peer to put maximum effort into a particular activity. Giving it the beans implies that the participant should without doubt ‘nail’ the task ahead. The ultimate battle cry.

Should i down this pint of fine beer? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”

Should i smash this pricks windscreen? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”
A fat man running to catch the bus, “...AY MATE, ‘Give it the fucking beans’...”

by kerzythelemon July 7, 2010

Fuck beans

Beans that have been fermenting in the male buttocks for an extensive amount of time.

Yo bro can I have your fuck beans

by Beanboi123 March 12, 2019

Fucking Beans

The biggest piece of shit to ever be on this WORLD. Pure poison.

Why are you serving me those fucking beans? You know I hate those.

by HateBeans April 6, 2023