beavage

And none of them really have a good example...
Beavage: The display, through cloth or clothing, of the major labia of the vagina. See also (as noted below) camel toe. Combination of the terms Beaver (Slang for Vagina, and also a furry woodland creature that spends much of its life wet, and is hunted for its soft pelt) and Cleavage (the gap or cleft between two mounds of flesh, such as breasts).

Sweaty but trimphant, Robyn finished her first yoga class and turned from the flattering gaze of the attractive instructor. Her sense of well-being, however, was short lived. As she passed the mirrors, she realized that the object of the instuctor's gaze had not been her consciously tightened tummy, but rather the stupendous beavage revealed by her new yoga shorts.

by Tom Jones Jr. December 14, 2008

beanage

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.

(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"

by Lucy February 16, 2005

dain bramage

What you get when you have killed enough brain cells to not be able to say "brain damage" properly. Courtesy of The Simpsons.

I drank a bottle of bleach last night, so it's a wonder how I didn't get dain bramage

by Forseti April 26, 2006

Beanage

When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person

Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning

by IT Crowd April 18, 2008

dame bamaged

when a woman fucks up your head similar to brain damage

my friend Joe got dame bamaged by a lesbo

by ichithekiller March 17, 2010

spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009

Beavage

The equivalent of cleavage only the vagina.

"Damn, that girl's skirt was so short I saw beavage!"

by Salmiss October 29, 2008