Beach ball speech

Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.

I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.

by Lucothefish February 21, 2009

Sharp as a Beach Ball

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.

That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!

by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007

Beach Ball With Fingers

Used to describe someone so fat that they literally look like a beach ball with fingers

Man, did you see how fat they were? Beach ball with fingers comes to mind.

by TheOriginalBBWF April 3, 2021

Beach Ball Bottom

A large, bouncy buttox that is somewhat like a beach ball. Started with Courtney, who posesses the original beach ball bottom.

"Can I Spike Your Beach Ball?"

by 36 January 23, 2005

Beach ball buttcheeks

a girl who is thick but still has no ass.

"damn she got the beach ball buttcheeks."

by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023

redneck beach ball

"Redneck beach ball" a bloated dead animal you find while your swimming in the horse trough

, "Hey Rick, is that y'alls cat? He don't look so good. he blown up as big as a redneck beach ball"

by Damien Emley May 14, 2019

beach balls

Sandy balls from a day at the beach

My friend was at the beach all day and had sand in his pants. He had beach balls.

by shadow12314 October 15, 2008