bloggers

Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.

Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.

by astro_man23 May 14, 2011

bahogger

the word "bahogger" transcends one physical object or meaning. a "bahogger" can be used to describe a woman's bahoggers, a bahogger can be the bahoggers you buy things with at the store, bahogger can be an insult, a compliment, or a description of an authoritarian political ideology.

1. she has very huge and big bahoggeres, boom

2. coca cola normale is 1 bahogger at le store
3. you are a stupid bahogger
4. you are beautiful like a bahogger
5. yes i am a bahoggerist I want to live in a bahoggerist society with shaboingus characteristics.

by boglequan November 25, 2020

Boggers

A slang, and often affectionately used term for toilet roll. Derived from shortening 'bog roll'.

Ladies, I'll stop leaving the toilet seat up when you stop rinsing all the boggers.

by Crotty Rut-Bottom December 6, 2011

bazongers

boobies

look at her big ass bazongers

by bazongers November 12, 2020

bazookers

going crazy or wild

I'm going bazookers" (variation on beserk)

by Gryffindor Girl March 29, 2016

Conservative Tea Baggers

A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...

I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers

by jo jo, circus elephant boy April 14, 2009

bloggerssisstic

When someone has a blog that they won't stop talking about.

C: "Have you read my blog yet?"
"You should read my blog."
"Well, if you read my blog, you would already know that."
"I am SO posting this picture on my blog."
H: "Shut up! You are so bloggerssisstic."

by Mycket January 9, 2009