Bauslaughed: (verb) the act of getting caught in a seemingly never endingconversation, usually about a future or past kickball game and generally at a bar, with Ryan Bauslaugh. (Side note: this, like the "Baauuuslaugh" chant are actually terms of endearment created by those who love him most.)
"Did you see Greg? He went to get anotherdrink; said hi to Ryan, now he's been Bauslaughed."
the repetition of a story so many times that those immediately around you are able to repeat it verbatim, including your own embellishments, thus making the story become epic whether its legend worthy or not.
Cory bausched up his days playing club football where he "averaged 6 sacks a game" and "once blocked a punt with the opposing team's guard" .