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baywatched

Adj. The act of purposely ruining someone's chance at scoring with someone of the opposite sex.
I was doing good with Sara then Todd came over and totally creeped her out. She thinks I'm a total creeper now. He baywatched me!
by ryder9graf July 15, 2014
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Gamer Girl Bathwater

The best reason to legalize the purge ever.
"I, All for One, shall replace the clean drinking water of every man, woman, and child on this planet with Gamer Girl Bathwater!"
*promptly gets burned to death by Perfect Cell and Kermit the Frog*
by Johan The Destroyer July 27, 2019
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drink your own bathwater

v. A metaphor for a person or a group of people believing their own lies and propaganda. The effects of doing this can be comical, e.g., Baghdad Bob, but this is usually the harbinger of the demise of the practitioner(s).
When Mikhail Gorbachev instituted Perestroika and Glasnost, it was obvious that the leadership of the Soviet Union was having a big session of "drink your own bathwater," assuming that Communism was actually about helping workers. Glasnost exposed the average Russian to the lies they had been told, particularly about how awful their standard-of-living was as compared to the West. Subsequently, Gorbachev and the Soviet Union lasted only six years.
by Dan Weyandt March 27, 2013
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Batata

Used by ottawa mandems, batata literal translation in Arabic is potato. Though batata is used to refer to a penis.
Yo my batata was 12 inches in your shordie yesterday.
by Mistermiskeen June 5, 2018
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Gamer Girl bathwater

The you-tuber Belle Delphine´s bathwater sold in a tub for 30$. You are supposed to "drink it".
To some pervs, spending 30 $ on a tub of her "bathwater" is a good idea. To, me, that´s some nasty ass shit.

Just a matter of opinion.
Gamer boy: Hey I bought some gamer girl bathwater, it tasted so good
Normal guy: Nah that stuff gives you cancer.
by LikeDAtAssSHit October 3, 2019
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body like baywatch, face like crimewatch

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime
She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.
by world March 22, 2005
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