Battin' on

A verb associated with taking part in Sexual Intercourse. Comes from the word Batting.

Mary and Johnny were battin' on and now she's pregnant.

by gearoidt August 20, 2015

Battin Tens

‘Battin tens’ means you completely knocked it out of the park… could not possibly have done any better.

Battin tens means that he planned the perfect surprise bday for her and every single moment was perfectly curated by the most apt alchemist of all time… not a single moment could have gone better and now it should be a national holiday… he was battin’ tens’

He found her when she needed a friend and has been battin’ tens ever since.

Her bday was the perfect combination of friends, ideals, ideations, goals and personalities… they were battin’ tens all night and each activity was even better than the last.

by HarleyT October 10, 2023

Battling Blumpkin

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

by Shizzle Daddy October 24, 2005

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

hand battling

Fist-fighting

One time I was hand battling my mom and my arms turned to butter.

by Piranha with Braces October 21, 2015

G Battling

The art of holding in a large deuce, in a highly competitive setting. Socially acceptable for male, while chicks caught G Battling are deemed unfuckable.

"Oh man, I just missed that entire lecture...Kevin and I were G Battling the entire class. He went home to change."

by I-70 Dumper October 9, 2008

battling the Decepticon

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.

"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon."
"How do you know?"
"There was Energon in the Space Bridge."

by William Gilson August 29, 2006