Battleshots

A drinking game. Battleship, except the ships are shots. Best played in teams, with a homemade board large enough that the shots can be placed as ships.

Player 1: Let's play Battleshots! I will go first...E5.

Player 2: Hit! (takes shot)

by ClubSkyline January 18, 2011

Turkish Battleship

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:

"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."

by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018

battleshit

a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.

battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.

by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005

battleshits

When two guys / girls enter bathroom stalls and commence battle to see who can shit the loudest. First used during the movie 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'

"Hey Clarissa, do you want to play battleshits?"

by monty554 May 27, 2015

Screen Door On A Battleship

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

by lasalle bro October 6, 2010

Fortnite Battlepass

I just shit out my ass! the funny haha tiktok song thing

It's me or the ps5 blah blah blah fortnite battlepass i just shit out my ass booted up my pc cuz i need need to get that fortnite battlepass! i like fortnite did i mention fortnite! i like fortnite, it's night time. i mean it's 5 o'clock thats basically night time! you all remember cartoon network adventure time!!!!!

by better qwintuples March 21, 2022

Play Battleship

An internationally recognized word for sex.

Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?

by OhmyGoshitsMe! August 6, 2009