batshit fucking insane

The hyperbolic end of insanity.

I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.

by spiraling February 14, 2005

batshit crazy

The woman in the riddle below, is batshit crazy, no further explanation needed.

A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?

The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.

You kill your sister to get your crushes phone number?! You batshit crazyyyyyyy.

by Bats shit, sometimes. August 14, 2023

baeship

any relationship between two people where those two people only want each other but don't put labels on the relationship.When in a baeship you are not allowed to have any relations other than friendly with anyone other than your bae.

Jessica and Daquan are in a baeship right now so i'm not gonna mess with him.

by Claire Hangover July 8, 2014

batshit insane

When someone has crossed into extreme insanity.

Person #1:HEY GUYS LETS GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND WOOOO I JUST SHIT MYSELF!! -insane laughter-

Person #2: That kid is Batshit Insane.

by Shanbuh August 3, 2006

batshit fun

A girl who is literally batshit crazy but who you continue to hangout with because she is so attractive and fun.

That girl is so crazy she is batshit fun.

by TeamSanDiego May 3, 2015

batshit fucking insane

One crazy motherfucker. Someone with absoultely no common sense and no concept of life, death, and danger. It is uncommon to have a batshit insane person and extremly rare to have a batshit fucking insane person because they are usually dead.

Normal guy: Damn, the snow is really startin to accumulate, we should head home now before its too dangerous to drive.
Crazy guy: No way, i can drive though anything!
Batshit insane guy: What is it? 15 degrees? Lets go camping bitches!
Batshit fucking insane guy: LETS GET DRUNK AS HELL, CLIMB TREES AND FIND TARZAN SO WE CAN FUCK HIS SISTER!!!
Normal guy: Wow, you are truly batshit fucking insane.

by Krusty Weiner February 26, 2010

batshit

insane, wildly irrational (see also go batshit}, and batshit crazy)

The kid was batshit. No wonder nobody wants to be his friend.

by Light Joker December 8, 2004