batin'

Basically the shorter version of masterbating without the awkward looks. I made this one myself and it works wonders!

"So, you didn't answer when I called. Were you batin' it up?"

by T. Beez February 11, 2008

Space-Batin'

Masturbating to pictures in the photo albums of random people on myspace.

I was bored last night on myspace and clicked on some random chick's page. I looked at her photos and did some space-batin'

by Mitch Fletcher January 11, 2009

T-batin

When you place you left hand thumb down, then your right hand on top perpendicular. This formation is then placed on top of your penis placing it between both hands and is used to get off.

Dude, Matt just told me about how he's always t-batin to all of his porn sites!

by Brizles March 25, 2010

Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

Batin' Hoop

Engaging in copulation.
slang. derived from 'beating hoop'

Cork City, Ireland

I was batin' hoop wit your ol' doll last night--- I had sexual intercourse with your girlfriend/wife last night

by CarWan2Base February 6, 2004

batin' shorts

Shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.

Mom: I see you've been batin' boy.
Kid: Mom! not in company.

Mom: Don't worry, you're wearing batin' shorts.

Kid: oh yea! thanks mom. I love you.

They kiss

by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009

Batinic

Someones surname that was said worng in a chatolich class

Persone 1: Hey, it's BATINIC!
*Persone 2 sucks loli*

by Mravnjak November 22, 2021