bed bath and beyond done

A phrase that plays on the store name Bed Bath & Beyond - used when you are completely tired, over and most importantly, DONE with someone/something.

Person A: Guess what? I told person C that you like them by accident, I'm so sorry.
Person B: I am bed bath and beyond done with you right now.

by BedBathAndBeyondDone September 14, 2013

Bed Bath and Beyond

When a man is in the hospital and the nurse jerks him off after giving him his sponge bath.

Guy 1: "So I heard you were in the hospital. How was that?"
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!

by xCLAMM JAMMERx January 10, 2012

bed bath and beyond

Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.

Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.

by Smigs February 6, 2007

Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself

A term disparaging the experience at any big box chain store.

I could be watching the game this afternoon but the wife's got a big dose of Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself waiting for me.

by Kash65 October 17, 2012

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.

Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

by YBR H3 January 21, 2011

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.

"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."

by Victor Gray March 17, 2010