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when bat man got bitten by a radioactive bat
woah look it’s bat man bat’
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cricket bat man

is that a cricket bat man
by guggfyeydye November 29, 2021
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I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.
''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''
by JR2082 October 17, 2023
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mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.
'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'
by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012
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The Batman jr grimes

A comic book based on British-australian actor rapper junior grimes (J grimes). Yes the arrogant douchebag internet kid. Though the book isn’t that bad as it follows a supposedly fictionalized version of junior grimes as he becomes the real life batman to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which leads him to a cover up conspiracy tied to the mafia and an entire corrupt police department.

Though if one didn’t know any better they’d call it a batfleck love letter fanfiction since only junior would be obsessed enough to write stories about Ben afflecks batman.

The batman jr grimes (2018) is a graphic novel about celebrity junior grimes becoming the real life batman and involving himself in the plot of a real life comic book. Pretty good tbh 10/10
Nerd 1: omg Michael keaton is the greatest Batman

Nerd 2: pff in your dreams it’s obviously christian bale

Group of girls: omg you guys are so lame , junior grimes is the best batman outta all of em!

Fan: what’s your fav batman book?

Kevin Smith: the batman jr grimes
by Unusually late June 16, 2021
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The batman jr grimes

the batman jr Grimes is a badass take on the DC comics character where it takes artist license and goes in a different direction to what your used to seeing.

A batman so violent you’d think he’s the son of batfleck. this comic book is truly something else anyone who likes comics and batman MUST GIVE IT A READ!!!!!!!

the batman jr grimes (2019) is a graphic novel starring actor junior grimes where he becomes the real life batman

One man dresses up as his favorite superhero (batman) and takes on the mafia and the entire corrupt police department in his city in order to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which is being covered up for some strange reason.

Unlike endless batman reboots *cough* (robert pattinson the batman) this is a fresh take and gives fans what they’ve been waiting years for; a violent batman solo story with enough realism and originality to be taken seriously.

That’s right, no aliens no gods or monsters just a gritty crime thriller whilst also focusing on the main protagonists (junior grimes) psychological turmoil.

A compelling crime thriller that transcends its own genre featuring “batman” sums up the batman jr grimes.

11/10 is what I’d rate it.

Matt reeves batman is trying something similar to this I hear, good luck living up to this masterpiece.
*batman being rebooted*

Robert pattinson: I’m vengeance

Fans: this isn’t what we wanted

Junior grimes: I’m the REAL DEAL....

Fans; *pee their pants in excitement*

Girls: yes you are daddy ;)

Robert pattinson: .......

Matt reeves: alright guys name your fav batman stor—

LITERALLY Everyone: the batman jr grimes!!!!!!
by Mister fixer June 19, 2021
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the batman jr grimes

Released in 2018. the batman jr grimes is A compelling crime thriller comic book following celebrity junior grimes as he uncovers a conspiracy of a murdered japanese hooker tied to the mafia and an entire corrupt police force, and the best part about this book is he does all this while dressed up as the batman.

Moral of the story is that if you’ve got what it takes to become the batman and your insane enough then to go for it ! But this book is set in the real world so don’t expect any aliens or gods but rather drugs, sex trafficking and bloody mobster killings.

This is a batman story unlike anything else and anybody that hates superheroes MUST GIVE THIS A READ!!!!!!
Criminal: *raping a young woman*

Junior Grimes batman: *shows up*

Criminal: who tf are you supposed to be man???

Junior Grimes Batman: I’m the real deal

Criminal: ....

*batman proceeds to murder criminal*

The Batman jr grimes IS a violent batman comic book starring actor junior grimes
by Wicked whiskers June 29, 2021
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