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Bastien is a very gay French guy who would love to be fucked in the ass by a 260 lbs black guy while singing the French national anthem (he dosent speak french btw)
that guy looks so much like a Bastien
Bastien by TheRealNapoleon November 20, 2023

bàstien 

Bàstien is the name of a guy who, although incredibly rare, is worth meeting. A social butterfly and incredibly childish, he is both immature and mature. He is very generous towards others, especially those close to him, and will always try to make others happy.
When Bàstien loves you, he loves you from the bottom of his heart. Bàstien will love and care for you in the most genuine and sincere way, and anything he says will melt your heart.
He is generally fit, although he may think otherwise. Bàstien can be self-conscious about his body, even though he's absolutely perfect. He blushes very easily, and is incredibly sensitive, both physically and emotionally.
Because he aims to make others happy, he'll do whatever he can to please you when you mean a lot to him. He is very affectionate to the people he loves. He always tries to make time for who he cares about most, regardless of how busy his schedule is. Even when he doesn't like someone, he'll try to be nice to them anyways because he doesn't like to hurt people (unless they really hurt him). He is easy to get along with, and is always there if you need someone to talk to.

He is endlessly fascinating, incredibly unique, and meeting him is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that you should never pass up.
I love you, Bàstien. You mean the world to me, and I'm thankful for ever having the opportunity to meet you.
bàstien by Muted5ilence November 21, 2020

Bastien Normandin-Kerr 

This guy is the cutest and coolest person you will ever meet.
Person 1:Whos your Bestie
Person 2:Bastien Normandin-Kerr
Person 1:Hes so cool ur so lucky

Sierra Bastien

Sierra Bastien is a girl that thinks she is not popular when she is. She is literally Tiktok famous. She’s so pretty sweet nice and so fun to be around. You will regret losing her. You’re missing out with your lost
oh my God look it’s the popular pretty tiktok girl!!!

Oh look it’s Sierra Bastien
Sierra Bastien by Ur momma johor November 5, 2020
A hero in overwatch that requires zero skill and is able to get an insane amount of kills. Often called the "point and click adventure" because his sentry form only requires you to point and click.
"I'm going Bastion guys."
"the point and click adventure begins."
Bastion by Basolatite July 1, 2016

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian is a word used to say no, nert or nope. Often used in Marlborough High School
Mr.Bonkin- “ Take out the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “Nert Bastian!”
Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019