Passturbate

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.

Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.

by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Assturbate

Inserting an object up your butt while wanking

Being extra horny, I began to assturbate

by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

Assturbate

To finger the asshole

Susie likes to assturbate, you know, finger her asshole

by David Ware May 12, 2004

Ambien Assturbated

After taking four or more Ambiens and forcing yourself to stay awake, you become convinced that adding a thumb or finger in your ass will improve the masterbation in which you are already involved. This applies both to the male and female. Further, the digit in your ass need not be your own.

Hey Dad. Yes son. Last night I got so fucked up on Ambien I stuck a finger in my ass while masterbating. Is that normal? Son, you Ambien Assturbated. It's all good.

Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.

by tst2000 October 6, 2010

Bathturbate

Bathturbate
The art of bathturbating. Having a wank in the bathtub.

“Dan seems like he has a really tough time getting laid. I bet he goes home every night, runs a bubble bath and bathturbates.”

by Laurben February 14, 2019

Assturbate

To use a butt to masturbate one's penis.

I never care about the face or the body. I just grab the hips and use that ass to assturbate my cock.

by Fkrtist September 4, 2013

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006