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St. John's Basketball

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Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.
Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.
by billthecat November 27, 2012
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Women's naked basketball

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Where women get naked and play basketball. A game men love to watch. That is with all those tits bouncing up and down. They mostly play it for the men.
Most often played by teen women for teen men at a secluded hang out.
by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010
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basketball smuggler

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Joey: "Man, that girl's got some huge tits!"
DeeDee: "I know man, she's a total basketball smuggler"
by Pablo Discobar September 3, 2013
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basketball shorts

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shorts that are worn under your jeans or pants, sometimes with a pair of underwear to make you look hot.
Yo, when i take my wife beata off, you can see my tighty whitys and my basketball shorts coming outta the top of my saggin' jeans.
by fly-dawg September 21, 2005
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basketball shorts boner

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Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.
Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”
by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021
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basketball sex

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the type of sex when the woman is over two feet shorter than the man, so, when in misionary position, the man's stomach smooshes the woman's face.
He had basketball sex with her last night.
by ellie March 9, 2005
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