Bartying

this is when you stay up late studying in Bartley hall at Villanova University. It resembles a really shitty party so it's Bartying instead of partying.

"Yo I was up all night Bartying my ass off last night" "That sucks you had that much work"

by Standing Novation November 30, 2011

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

barthing

The act of having sex, either hetero or homo, while inside of or on top of a dumpster

1:Mike, what happened to you last night?
2: ugggh, went barthing with that hog i picked up at the bar last night. Not feeling to good about myself right now.

by Dickbutt Mccoy November 28, 2014

barbling

the BARRRBARBARAARALL noise that your stomach makes after you eat a whole lot of pepperoni pizza

Courtney: we just ate a lot of pepperoni pizza. now lets study.
Ashley: hold on, i cant hear you, my stomach is barbling.

by courtcourtx3 November 14, 2011

barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

barkling

to barkle

see barkle

by Wosat June 27, 2004

Bartting

is letting out loud and vicious beer farts.
not to be confused with barting which is burping and farting at the same time.

Dude, check out that chick. she just bartted, looks like her boyfriend is going to puke.

In the middle of a manager's meeting, Jen stood up and bartted before telling her boss that she quit.

My car stinks. I think the valet bartted in it.

Having a bart moment is farting and burping at the same time. bartting in the other hand is having beer farts

by Ucef December 26, 2010