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barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.
O dear barnsley, not again...
by oracle March 12, 2004
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barnsley kiss

a slang word used in barnsley yorkshire for a swift headbut.
Fuckin devvo just gave Binny a barnsley kiss on the nose end!!
by Nk Elite June 11, 2006
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Barnsley blow job

During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
by bromp May 10, 2008
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barnsley kiss

by sheridanjade October 6, 2008
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Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.
"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."
by Richard Bird September 16, 2007
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Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.
"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."
by Richard Bird September 16, 2007
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Barnsley FC

When you get a semi erect penis all of a sudden, not expecting it, you can say you have a Barnsley FC. Can be linked to the football club who reached the semi final of the FA cup against the odds
Dude check out that MILF
I know mate a have a Barnsley FC
by MG_4_LIFE April 30, 2008
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